Saturday, January 14, 2006

Shooting Holes in Human Shields

I've never been known to hold a political discussion (Politics bores the hell out of me), but sometimes things get crazy and bullshit starts flying like a bundle of baby carrots fired from a slingshot.

In the Democratic Party's weekly radio address on the weekend honoring Martin Luther King Jr., Senate Minority Whip Richard Durbin said if the slain civil rights leader were alive today, he would be troubled by today's Republican policies.
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But, he also said, "There are a lot of other changes in America that would trouble Dr. King."

Quoting King, who once said that "in America, power is so unequally divided," Durbin blamed the Republican Party, which has controlled the federal government for five years, for spawning what he called "a culture of corruption."
(CNN: "Democrats: U.S. Suffering from GOP Corruption")

Isn't this a bit slanderous? To take the name of a martyr and associate it with a particular party, and then to claim that he'd disapprove of all the opposition's policies demonstrates nothing less than a baseless attack against those with differing opinions. Because the esteemed Dr. King said it, to disagree on this issue must mean you disagree with him on every issue, including civil rights and racial equality, which means that you are a racist, which makes you a bad person. You've turned him into a shield, saying "If you disagree with us you disagree with him." But preacher though he was, not everything King said should be treated as Gospel.

When Dr. King said that power was unequally divided, it had nothing to do with political parties. It didn't even deal with the division of power in government. What King's statement did relate to was the division of power between blacks and whites:

The problem is that in America power is unequally distributed. This has led Negro Americans in the past to seek their goals through love and moral suasion devoid of power and white Americans to seek their goals through power devoid of love and conscience.
("Where Do We Go From Here: Chaos Or Community?", Martin Luther King, Jr., emphasis added)

It was strictly a racial/social issue. Nice to see a Senator misquote and take out-of-context one of Martin Luther King's statements and then try to say "We agree with him and you don't, so you suck." It's almost ironic.

But assuming his reasoning is correct and anyone who disagrees with Dr. King is racist, we can take another of King's ideas:

Over the past two years... as I have called for radical departures from the destruction of Vietnam, many persons have questioned me about the wisdom of my path.
("Beyond Vietnam", Martin Luther King, Jr.)

and we can say that President John F. Kennedy was a racist and a bad man because he supported the war:

In 1951, Congressman John F. Kennedy of Massachusetts set out for an extensive fact-finding mission to the Middle and Far East. Upon his return, Kennedy reiterated his support of western efforts to defend freedom in both regions.
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In a public speech in New Orleans, he told citizens that the United States must "bear the burden... of helping freedom defend itself" in Vietnam.(28) Likewise, the President addressed the General Assembly of the United Nations and urged its members to "join free men in standing up to their responsibilities."(29) Given this moral imperative, he insisted that the United States assist South Vietnam "in every way we properly can" in order to preserve that nation's independence and thus to defend freedom as a whole.
("Idealism and Pragmatism in American Foreign Policy Rhetoric: The Case of John F. Kennedy and Vietnam", Denise Bostdorff and Stephen Goldzwig)

(Note how Kennedy's rhetoric can be applied to the War in Iraq today)

I won't argue over the politics of the article, but I will point out that it's just disgusting to bring up the memory of someone like Martin Luther King and abuse it by incorporating him into an unrelated discussion to further one's own agenda. You can't cower behind the shield of another man's prestige and call yourself invincible. It only draws attention to your own weakness.

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Here's A Keeper

So I was just now opening some of my unopened college letters, expecting the same old rubbish they usually send, when to my amazement something other than a "We hope you'll choose us, because you're unique, and we like that" letter fell into my lap. At first I was puzzled by the smooth, glossy texture and contrasting colors, but this puzzlement quickly gave way to ecstatic curiosity as I recognized the image silhouetted in black against the gigantic white lunar sphere. It (or rather, he) had a large flying contraption, somewhat resembling a sleigh, being pulled by a troupe of exactly eight animals strikingly similar in shape to your everyday reindeer.

"Egad!" I exclaimed in surprise. I checked the image again. It was most definitely Santa Claus. Noticing that the letter had been folded in thirds, I unfolded it and paused for several seconds trying to grasp what I was looking at.

It was the "North Pole Control Center", as proclaimed by the business-like marquee drawn along the wall. Inside this control center were seven short little people of diverse race and gender donned in green with pointy little hats. They appeared hard at work reading the numerous computer monitors, some of which displayed labels such as "Engineering Testing", "Meteorology and Weather Center", and "Flight Planning". My mouth agape, I realized what this was. It was a Christmas card. From a college. One that I hadn't even applied to.

"There's something fishy about this," I said. I turned the card over. On the back was the more traditional college logo, but mostof the space was taken up by a calendar of the year 2006. And what's more: at the bottom of the card wasa section entitled "Calendar of Important Dates", which listed the deadlines for each of the application forms. How oddly considerate of them!

And then I returned my eye to the top of the page and read one sentence that made me giggity with the effervescence of a million tiny bubbles of happiness. Emblazoned in festive red italics was the greeting: "Happy New Year from the Embry-Riddle Office of Admissions!"

At this point I set the card down and took five minutes to digest what I had just read.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is brilliant advertising. This is how to attract people to a college. No other college seemed this genuine in its affections. No other college even remotely suggested that it cares about its (prospective) students enough to send greeting cards out over the holidays. Hell, I haven't received a college letter that even laid out all the application deadlines in a concise, easy-to-find location. Take note: in the world of success, kindness will make you stand out. The sentiment expressed in this card far outweighs any perceptions of "convenience" I've felt from colleges that sent full application forms and urged me to submit as soon as possible for the "best chance to succeed".

I now have a strong desire to finish my application to ERAU. Meh, maybe tomorrow. Meanwhile, the card is going into my drawer of special stuff beside Eirene's Christmas card, my leaky highlighters, and Vivian's ninja turtle.

Monday, January 09, 2006

Freaking awesome

Layer Cake



EDIT:
You scored as Mathematics. You should be a Math major! Like Pythagoras, you are analytical, rational, and when are always ready to tackle the problem head-on!

Mathematics

100%

Engineering

92%

Philosophy

92%

Linguistics

75%

Chemistry

67%

English

58%

Biology

58%

Journalism

58%

Sociology

50%

Anthropology

50%

Psychology

42%

Theater

33%

Art

17%

Dance

17%

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There goes my dream of majoring in interpretive dance.