Back from New York

The most fun and craziness I've had in quite some time.

I'd explain second-by-second everything that happened and every little tiff that made things a bit more unpleasant but more rough, but I know that nobody cares. And as Mr. James Lionel Price would say, "Don't bother me with details, just tell me when they're done." So I will just select a few highlights and key points (why am I telling you this?)

1) The CSPA Conference Sessions
I attended five of these, none of which I can totally recall. The speaker for the overview of CSPA Crown finalists used "handsome" seventeen times, "clever" eight times, and "smart" six times.

2) The Cigar Shop
Cigar lighter: $15. Cigar cutter: $20. Three cheap cigars: $29. Meh, I'm happy.

3) Some people should not get drunk. They know who they are.

4) "Fuckin' Aaron Burr, man!"

5) "ling between cars is pron"

6) Hotel Security talked to us three times within five minutes, and we were also told off by Mrs. Borelli et al. Wrestling in the hallway is not appropriate at 11:30, nor are slamming doors or flipping the lamp shades.

7) Sushi, Sake, & Miso Soup ^^

And since I am so tired, I will end this post here. Good night.