Laziness, Cheeseburgers, and Communists

There is little in life that can instill a greater sense of self-satisfaction than efficiency and energy conservation. In other words, expending the least energy to do the most work over the smallest amount of time, as given by the equation
E_ff. = (%_completed)[(F * t) / E],
while E != 0 (bearing in mind that Work is F * t ).

The reason I bring this up is because I've finally discovered two fascinating concepts. The first is the RSS/Atom feed, with which I can easily see a list of all recent updates for my favorite sites (IMDB and Weebls-stuff) without actually visiting them. Time and energy are reduced since I can just click the title and read the update without typing in a URL and waiting for the site to load, searching for the link, clicking it, and waiting for it to load again.

Concept #2 is that Xanga implements RSS/Atom feeds. Just click and woo! Read, comment, and move on to the next Xanga in half the time it normally takes.

Add this feed to your RSS/Atom Aggregator =):
http://www.xanga.com/rss.aspx?user=mastersean2k
Please don't =)

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On Saturday I had the dis-privilege of eating McDonalds' for lunch. Midway through my pathetically-small, foul-tasting cheeseburger, I noticed a hair--barely visible--peeking out from between the cardboard-bits-burger and the American processed cheese-like substance. Intrigued, I picked and prodded and finally extricated said hair from the cheeseburger. It was, in fact, a hair, of approximately one inch in length. I then tossed the hair aside and finished the burger anyway, albeit with a look of displeasure on my face only slightly more exaggerated than the look of displeasure I had before discovering the hair. This, my friends, is one reason why I dislike McDonalds'.

A highly-technical illustration depicting the commie penetration of the American economy.

And now for a conspiracy theory: McDonalds' is really a communist plot to infiltrate our capitalist system so thoroughly that when the heads of the organization decide to reveal themselves for what they really are, the whole American economy will collapse around them and they will laugh that evil communist laugh like only evil communists can. Notice the stong presence of red in every aspect of McDonalds' (from the big sign out front to the hair on Ronald McDonald, to the very ketchup that appears on their burgers), accompanied by a warm and friendly yellow to lull us into a false sense of security and invite us to partake in their diabolical communist plot. McDonalds' is clearly a plot for "communist infiltration, communist indoctrination, communist subversion, and the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids" (~Brig. General Jack T. Ripper).

And as for its communistic propaganda,just take a look at Ronald McDonald, whose hair I've already pointed out is red. Ronald is the mascot of McDonalds', and through their pseudo-pro-capitalistic attitude I infer that Ronald symbolizes America. He reflects the communist view of America as a clown, under the influence of an ever-growing Red entanglement (Hence the red hair covering his head).

A McDonalds' sign projecting its communist influence on unsuspecting people.

The Golden Arches (a cunning trick to mislead us) likewise represent America's wealth and prosperity, as well as its stability. However, the bases of the arches are under attack from a large red block (a large Red Bloc OMG!!!!111) that seeks to undermine the basic structure of our capitalist society and bring us to the ground. The McDonalds' sign, therefore, is a communist symbol.

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Hopefully you've noticed my new color scheme and format. If not I will put poop on your hat.